I know I just talked about the VMAs, but honestly, there's an entire aspect of the VMAs that no one has been willing to talk about. I guess it's too controversial. People are afraid of the fallout that may result in this discussion. But goddammit, I am willing to bear the weight of this controversy, so let's do this thing.
How long has Robin Thicke been Beetlejuice?
If we say his name 3 times, will he and "Blurred Lines" disappear?
Is that where Winona Ryder went? Did she become Miley Cyrus?
Do we need to call Alec Baldwin to defeat Robin Thicke in a battle royale?
So many questions. So...many...questions...