Wednesday, May 21, 2014

She-Hulk: Licensed Bad Ass

From themarysue's MAN OF STEEL SEQUEL WRITER DAVID GOYER CALLS MARVEL’S SHE-HULK “A GIANT GREEN PORN STAR,” INSULTS GEEKS

Which includes this gem of a quote:
"She-Hulk was the extension of the male power fantasy. So it’s like if I’m going to be this geek who becomes the Hulk then let’s create a giant green porn star that only the Hulk could fuck."

I just...there's so much fail in this that I have completely lost my ability to even.

Followed by this:
"Goyer asked, “How many people in the audience have heard of Martian Manhunter?” After hearing some light applause and cheers, he added, “How many people that raised their hands have ever been laid?”"

Lots of images in this post, sure. But they express my rage in ways that I cannot.

Also, in case the idea that some dumbfuck has turned you off of She-Hulk because he is an idiot dumbfuck, I highly, highly, HIGHLY suggest you check out the fantastic on-going series She-Hulk by Charles Soule.